WRITING THE BEST YAOI STORY EVER IN 10 EASY STEPS!I've become seriously obsessed with yaoi lately...and tbh, it's a slightly sick and twisted genre..but totally awesome xD So I thought I'd make fun of my fandom, but I don't mean any of this and I do love yaoi ^_^ This is satire and by no means meant to offend the yaoi fandom.WRITING THE BEST YAOI STORY EVER IN 10 EASY STEPS! by 2artemis2
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Ever wanted to write/draw some hardcore yaoi, but realised you didn't know the rules???!! Well, here's your chance to learn, from none other than...THE YAOIFIER!!! (lol I yaoify everything, but im rubbish at writing yaoi, though I know the rulez!! >) So if you follow these steps carefully, you will probably write the most romantic and totally hardcore yaoi story ever and everyone will freaking love you because you will freaking turn them on!!! >
1. First thing, you need the seme and the uke. Here are some rules that MUST be followed when creating these characters, otherwise, your story will SUCK MAJORLY!!
The SEME: -He must be huge. Small semes don't exist. Period.
-He must be a pervert. If he isn't a pervert
Invader Zim: The DOOM Movie!HEYGUYSIMINAMOVIEInvader Zim: The DOOM Movie! by InvaderJix-hatena
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That's right! Mr. Stanley Orr has been working on a movie, which some of you may have heard of. IZTDM is a fan film which gives us a seemingly accurate account of the events that would take place in the canceled episode "Invader Dib". I read the script for this film and loved it.
I thought I'd help with the advertising because Stanley needs some help. Making a movie by yourself is too difficult, even for talented artists. Stanley is in need of more animators, voice actors/actresses, storyboard artists, etc, and he needs you to help out.
If you love Invader Zim, can draw, do voices, animate, make sandwiches, then PLEASE help out! Even if you can't do any of these things, you can help by spreading the word about the project. Chances are, one of your friends might be interested.
If you are interested in helping out, or if you are just interested in seeing the progression to the finished film, check out this deviantArt: :iconizthedoommovie:
Devious Journal EntryI hate it already.. Well... Only my first block on A Days..Devious Journal Entry by InvaderEmi-Hatena
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I have P.E. FIRST thing in the morning every other school day. Now lat time I had gym was Thursday. We ran a track lap with no stopping, and I felt fine despite a lower back pain.
So today Mrs. Raganese has us run TWO laps non stop. I mean.. Yeah I DID them, but this time.. I felt VERY light headed. I was swaying in my spot a bit, and my best friend Kyle had to hold my shoulders so I didn't fall and hit my head. So them Mrs. Raganese told us to start our stretches. I started for like.. 15 seconds, then went down for a moment. I got back up, walked to the garbage can by the wall, then got sick.. STILL feeling light headed, nauseous AND while having black spots appear in my vision while I'm on the VERGE of passing out, she hands me a purple pinnie and tells me to get to my end zone for an Ultimate Frisbee match.
... SERIOUSLY!! This lady just WATCHED me pass out for a few seconds, saw me being sick, can PHYSICALLY SEE THAT
Alan: BioAlan: Bio by Ratchet-Halo
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Name: Alan Hunter
Occupation: Mechanic, Time Guardian
Personality Traits: hard-working, friendly, nice. persistent, reliable, risk-taker, honest, a bit impatient, shy around girls, all around good guy,. Stubborn, can be cocky in battle which messes him up or make him slip. Can be blunt around good friends, can sometimes utter the wrong word when not thinking straight. A hot head who on occasion underestimates his opponents if they look weak to him, and he can slip up if they manage to correctly taunt him. Sometimes often makes witty or sarcastic remarks in battle, and admits that they suck if it doesn't sound to funny, has a good sense of humur.
Likes: A good and respectable fight, meeting people, helping people, doing what's right such as defending the weak if they cannot fight back, and volunteering in charities. Sometimes donating anything he fixes or makes to the salvation army.
Dislikes: Mean people, bad guys such a